Fragments from the Documents of Clinics for Film Addicts


Pre-Edit Fragments Scribed by (an angry) Transcriptionist A: From B-Priority Dictations

Ms. Jane expressed anxiety over whether Her Knot Over Her Hose would be a bollock buster. She said her aunt thought Our Tea sucks.

Johnnie thinks he would feel suicidal if he or aunt washed Geodon down _____ Retail Nation. He is fine. His mother is in sedation. Coat-on-coat Keith from All Squeals Free this year saves hip and buys proper tabloid _____ citing

To change the part of the name that is firm _____. The movie is requested by my Zee browse key. The researcher in turn said she does not watch films anymore, so it is a record. She also suggested invalid gems such as Thesis Dud Who Shot ____ Two Dead, Who Fetched Bicycles Indoor for the Renovation, Who Said No to What You _____ Think First. Get back the

Mr. Joe has no regrets about feeling clean to spick after Eva Died. He wonders he would watch another comedy ever again.

Mysq Omar has guilt feelings about tolerating Grandmother’s Sister. She thinks Sony the Young is better than coat-uncoat Salman Khan.


Same Fragments Post-Edit, Edited by (an unlucky) Editor Z

Ms. June expressed anxiety over whether or not The Host would be a blockbuster. She said her aunt thought RT sucks.

John thinks he would not feel suicidal if he were not to watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation. He finds his mother’s suggestion “keep from all the sequels and prequels this year, save up and buy a proper tablet” much exciting.

This is with regard to considering once again the change of our clinic name, the part of the name that is Film to Movie, as requested by Ms. Zebrowski, the research intern. She says they do not so much film anymore as record it. She also suggested we invite Jarmusch (the one-shot dude from Bored to Death who _____ bicycled indoor) for the renovation. I said no. What do you think? First, get back to me on

Joel has regrets about feeling cleansed, so to speak, after Evil Dead. He wonders if he should catch that comedy there again.

Ms. Kumar has no guilt feelings about torrenting The Grandmasters. She thinks Tony Leung is hotter than “Salmon Chan”.



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